I\u2019m a nobody living in Vegas \u2014 a speck of a human in a city full of people who are much louder, shinier, drunker, and more determined to be seen. Most people will never interact with me, and honestly? Same. I work from home. I go to the grocery store. I hang out with my husband, my kid, and my two cats mainly.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sooo, who am I.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I\u2019m not a guru, a wellness influencer, or someone with life together. I\u2019m a nearly-40, lived-some-shit, and I have no idea what normal is anymore. I just try new things, try to be logical, and sometimes share the results.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I\u2019m a daughter, twin, sister, mom, wife, ex-wife, employee, and friend.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I\u2019ve moved over 30 times<\/strong>, had 7 different step-parents, visited multiple countries, met 100\u2019s of interesting people, worn many hats professionally, survived addiction, rehab x2, 3 marriages, 2 divorces, survived miscarriage, had a healthy son, had successful relationships, had full blown mental breakdowns, bought and sold 5 houses, had miracles happen, and have regrets as well, fought for my mental health, had people fight for me, and starting over is becoming my specialty.<\/p>\n\n\n\n I\u2019ve reinvented myself more times than most people change their WiFi passwords. I\u2019ve been the disaster, the comeback, the cautionary tale, the redemption arc, the villain, and the main character \u2014 sometimes simultaneously.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Does any of that mean I matter? So why should you care what I think?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Honestly? My opinion doesn\u2019t matter more than yours \u2014 and I\u2019m not here to pretend otherwise. Influencers act like their thoughts are commandments from Mount Olympus when really half of them just learned how to fold towels last year.<\/p>\n\n\n\n If anything, I\u2019m here because no one knows what they\u2019re doing.<\/strong> I\u2019m just giving you my version of the chaos \u2014 openly, honestly, and without cartoon filters.<\/p>\n\n\n\n I\u2019m not selling detox tea. I\u2019m just sharing my experiences, the things I\u2019ve learned, the weird things I\u2019ve survived, the thoughts that keep me up at night, the jokes I can\u2019t say out loud, and the occasional wisdom I paid way too much emotional tax for.<\/p>\n\n\n\n If any of that resonates \u2014 welcome. But I\u2019m real. If that\u2019s enough reason to stick around, then let\u2019s see where this goes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" I\u2019m a nobody living in Vegas \u2014 a speck of a human in a city full of people who are much louder, shinier, drunker, and more determined to be seen. Most people will never interact with me, and honestly? Same. I work from home. I go to the grocery store. I hang out with my…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":42,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"yoast_head":"\n
No.
It just means I\u2019m human and have stories.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n
You shouldn\u2019t.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Not me, not you, not the girl with 1M followers preaching \u201calignment,\u201d not the guy reviewing olive oil on YouTube (much to my husband\u2019s joy).
We\u2019re all guessing.
We\u2019re all winging it.
We\u2019re all improvising adulthood with varying levels of panic while the world rapidly changes around us.
We\u2019re all chasing moving targets.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I\u2019m not offering a course.
I\u2019m not pretending my life is a curated Instagram reel.
I\u2019m not telling you to live like me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
If it doesn\u2019t \u2014 that\u2019s fine too.
I barely understand myself most days.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I\u2019m honest.
And this seems fun.<\/p>\n\n\n\n